Kaya Sinetron Tersanjung Ga Abis-abis

(Dari Puji)

Nih CerPen..tp bisa jd CerPan (cerita panjang).Cerpen brjduL.

"Cape' De."

Bos tlp sekretarisnya:
"1 mnggu kita akan pergi utk perjLnn dinas, toLong siap2."

Skretaris teLpon suaminya:
"Mas, sy mo brngkt utk perjaLanan dinas 1 mggu, ati2 di rmh yah."

Suami tLp kekasih geLapnya:
"Istri ku mau brngkt dinas 1 mggu, kamu ada waktu?"

Kekasih geLap tlp anak kursus nya: "Nak, ibu banyak kerjaan. Kursus ditiadakan seLama 1 minggu.."

Anak kursus blg pd kakeknya:
"Kek, 1 minggu tdk ada kursus.Gurunya sibuk. Ayo kita jaLan2 kek!"

Kakek (alias BoS) tLp skretaris nya: "Minggu ini sy mau jaLan2 sm cucu sy, meeting dibataLkan"

Skretaris teLp suaminya:
"Mas,dinas dibatalkan, aku gak jd pergi"

Suami telp kekasih geLapnya:
"Km tdk usah dtg, istri ku tdk jd pergi."

Kekasih geLap teLp anak kursusny: "Nak, kursus mggu ini berjalan spt biasa."

Anak kursus biLang pd kakeknya:
"Kek, guruku blg kursus brjalan normaL. Kakek jln sendiri aja."

Kakek teLpon skretarisnya:
"Minggu ini kita atur prjalanan dinas lg. Kamu siap2 yah..":O :s

Silakan diterusin sendiri.. =D ha...ha :D. #:-s
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Bahasa Jawa Jauh Lebih Efisien

Poro sedulur diwoco yoo ;;) …… Hanya beberapa contoh bahwa bahasa jawa itu lebih efisien dari bahasa inggris:

walk slowly on the edge (side) of the road.
( mlipir )

fall backward and then hit own head
(nggeblak)

got hit by a truck that is moving
backward
(kunduran trek)

talk too much about unimportant thing
(cangkeman)

smearing one's body with hot ointment or liquid and then massaging it
(mblonyo)

going without notice/permission
(mlethas)

taking the longer way to get to the
destination
(ngalang)

riding an old bicycle
(ngonthel)

falling/ tripping forward (and may hit own face)
(kejlungup)

side effect after circumcision
(gendhelen)

hot pyroclastic cloud rolling down a volcano
(wedhus gembel)

a small, sharp thing embedded inside one's skin
(susuben/ ketlusupen)

spending a lot of time doing nothing
(mbathang)

feeling uncomfortable because there is something that smells bad
(kambon)

things getting out from a container accidentally because of gravity
(mbrojol)

get hit by thing collapsing on top of one's head/ body
(kambrukan/ kembrukan)

drinking straight from the bottle
without using glass, where whole
bottle tip gets into the mouth
(ngokop )

cannot open eyes because something is shining very bright
(blereng)

cannot hold bowel movement
(ngebrok)

something coming out from one's rear end little by little
(keceret/ kecirit)

hanging on tightly to something in
order to be inert
(gondhelan )

falling/ tripping accidentally because of a hole
(kejeglong)

doing something without thinking
about the consequences
(cenanangan)

being overly active carelessly
(pecicilan)

feeling unwell because of cold
temperature
(katisen)

making too much noise, disturbing
other people
(mbribeni)

tripping over accidentally caused by wires, cloths, gowns etc.
(kesrimpet)

being alone (or with a companion) in the corner of a place/ room doing something suspicious
(mojok)....=D